My Lil Bastard

my lil bastard game
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my lil bastard game

Take care of a weird alien pet that came out of an egg that a gangster leader sold to you. Make the little monster grow in My Lil Bastard! Clean up its mess and try not to fling its poop around! Train it patiently and you might be able to turn its attitude around for the better.

My Lil Bastard is a funny virtual pet game where you’ll take care of a weird pink creature that came from an egg. You have to feed your new pet so it won’t get hungry, clean its mess up, and try to play with it. But don’t expect it to return your tender love and care as this little beast will vomit on your face, throw Molotov cocktail, break anything you give it, and try to poop all over the place! Are you patient enough to make it a good pet? Or will you let it to become a bastard that it is?

Mouse – Navigate
Left Mouse Button – Interact / Drag items or pet around

There have been 84,971 plays and 8 likes from 15 votes since 28/12/2015.

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Play My Lil Bastard game online in your browser free of charge on Arcade Spot. My Lil Bastard is a high quality game that works in all major modern web browsers. This online game is part of the Point & Click, Simulation, App, and Miscellaneous gaming categories. My Lil Bastard has 8 likes from 15 user ratings. If you enjoy this game then also play games Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and It’s Not Me, It’s My Basement. Arcade Spot brings you the best games without downloading and a fun gaming experience on your computers, mobile phones, and tablets. New arcade games and the most popular free online games are added every day to the site.